Human Milk Machine – Crop Top

£25.99

Are you a Human Milk Machine like Dev, or know someone who is or about to become one? Then do we have the clothing for you!

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– 100% SATISFACTION – Hassle-free, no messing about, Returns Accepted! (Scroll down for more info)

LEGENDARY EARTH-SHATTERING QUALITY – DTG (Direct-to-Garment) PRINTED CROP TOP

 

These unique and stupendous designs are printed using the highest quality DTG (Direct-to Garment) printing that lasts, looks amazing and is worthy of the coin. We could have settled for lesser printing methods and offered a cheaper crop top, but then it wouldn’t be worthy of God’s Favourite Throuple! Instead we have opted for the greatest looking, durable print, cast upon an amazingly high quality comfortable crop top.

 

[SIZE GUIDE]

Please refer to the size guide on the image gallery for this product.

Note: Please order a size up if you prefer an oversized look.

AND if you still get it wrong? Don’t worry, you can return the item and as long as it is in an ‘unworn’ state, unwashed, with the tag still attached, then we can offer you a refund or replacement.

 

*PRINT INFORMATION*

DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing is simply stunning. It has a soft feel as if part of the crop top itself, rather than the shiny gloss feel of normal prints that tend to crack easily over time with washing and over stretching.

The prints are ink-based and form part of the garment rather than being printed on top, so the print feels soft and stretches with with top. And as long as you wash it normally the print will last as long as the garment.

DTG printing uses 100% biodegradable, water-based organic inks meeting the strictest industry standards, such as the Global Organic Textile (GOTS-3V) standard.

– Completely organic
– 100% non-hazardous
– 100% toxin-free
– Completely vegan-friendly and contain no animal by-products

You may notice the freshly ‘printed’ smell of the clothing which will completely vanish with a single wash. Many people wash or scent there clothing after the printing process, but as it’s your clothing we feel that YOU should get to decide how it is washed and what wash powder suits you best.

 

*PROCESSING YOUR ORDER*

Every item we sell is ‘made to order’. This means that we don’t keep a large stock of pre-made products, but instead make each one as the order comes through. Why do we do this? As we offer customisation and personalisation, we prefer to create each order after it has been received. This means that your top has JUST been made for YOU. It hasn’t been squished in to a box for months, pondering the purpose of it’s own existence.

We dedicate our time to really focus on each item individually, and craft something we would be proud to send to you. Because of this, we take a little longer than your generic online shop, so we ask for 3-5 days before the item will be despatched. Sometimes we may be able to offer a quicker turnaround but some items, especially customised ones may take a little longer depending on the specifics. If you need to know how long your order will take, simply pop us a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

 

*SHIPPING*

As we are based in the U.K, we use Royal Mail to ship orders. All U.K orders are sent via Tracked 48, or 1st Class postage by default. Faster shipping methods are available at checkout. For International customers, we offer both International Standard, and International Tracked options. International Standard as the cheapest option, only has internal tracking. So please upgrade to the tracked method, if you wish to receive detailed tracking updates.

Helpful Tip for International Customers: We use weight based shipping to accurately calculate shipping costs. Any parcels exceeding 250g (typically anything more than a single t-shirt) cost quite a bit more, but there isn’t a huge difference beyond that. We would recommend purchasing a few things in the same order if possible, instead of seperately, to make the most of the shipping fee. Please get in touch if you have any specific shipping requirements, and we will be more than happy to try and accomodate!

Orders outside of the U.K may be subject to additional import costs depending on your location.

 

*RETURNS POLICY* 

We want you to love our products, and we want to keep you happy. So if you aren’t happy with the something because it wasn’t as expected, then we will do everything we can to resolve the issue.

Reasons for returning: 

– T-shirt too small / too big.
– Design is different from what was ordered.
– Item has been shipped with a hamster – I didn’t order a hamster
– I changed my mind and don’t want it any more.
– I changed my mind and don’t want it any more. (But I do want a hamster.)
– Another reason (Will have to be accepted before a refund or replacement can be accepted.)

Refunds & Replacements:

In some cases you will be issued a full refund for the initial purchase of the item and shipping paid to receive it. In other cases, for example if it is down to an accidental order, or a change of heart, shipping cannot be refunded. We will happily replace the item for you if you wish, but in some cases for orders outside of the U.K you will need to pay for shipping of the replacement. Unfortunately we cannot refund the cost of shipping to return the item as it is in your hands to which method of shipping you use.

Refunds and replacements can only be accepted if we receive the returned item in the same condition it was sent in. Unworn, unwashed and preferably with the tag left on.

Additional information

Weight 0.25 kg
Size

X-Small, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2XL, 3XL

Colour

Black / Blue, Black / Pink, Black / White, White / Black, White / Blue, White / Pink

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